zoo ball

A soon to be Olympic Sport that combines basketball, football and soccer. The game is played on a basketball court and is scored like basketball. However, the use of takeling, tripping the opponent is acceptable. Running with the basketball like in football is acceptable. Kicking the ball like soccer is acceptable. Flopping in the ground like in soccer is acceptable but only if your front teeth are knocked out.

Tony F.: hey want to play zoo ball at lunch?
Chris L.: Nah, they cancelled the game due to Rod loosing his front teeth.