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zooker

Someone who always does fucked shit and always gets fucked up at social events. In other words, they're fucked

"Matt, settle down you zooker!"
"If you're not down here in 5 minuets im gonna zook you!"

by thunderslap_69 October 20, 2018

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zooker

Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.

As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."

by jenbro March 9, 2009

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zooker

a person who is unfashionable; a freak; a wierdo

He was wearing a plaid hat that had rabbit fur ear flaps. He looked like a zooker.

by Norgib January 16, 2009

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Zooker

Short for bazooka

I just shot a zombie with my zooker

by awmm October 6, 2017

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Zooker

Zooker (n.) - zลซ-kur - Slang term for zookeeper.

Elephants are the worst, because they're pranksters who don't always know their own strength. So they might beckon you over with their trunk, then sucker punch you in the chest and laugh about it. Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by Fading Boner August 22, 2017

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Zooker

Slang term for zookeeper

Origin is reddit user, crustydash

I work as a zooker

by skid_markwhalberg August 22, 2017

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Zooker

A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.

The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash

Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by A_Pacifist August 22, 2017

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