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A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.
'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'
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A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.
'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'
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A sweaty geeshmonkey, unclean, in need of an ablution. A person who can smell their own nuts.
Dude, don't talk to that zube - You'll catch his hiv.
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"term used when a girl punches someone while drunk. The girl is often a bitch and more commonly the wastecase of the party.
Origin: from a girl who punches her exboyfriends new chop
Sheila 1: "i hate that bitch imma zubes her"
"punches next girl"
Sheila 2: "Did I just get zubed by that cracked out bitch?"
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When one takes ALL of the free items at a particular location
Damn he really pulled a zube there, took every single one of the sauce packets at that Taco Bell.