zump

When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively

vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!

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Zumped

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

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Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

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Zumped

The action of getting dumped on zoom during quarantine.

Sally: My boyfriend zumped me. I’ve been crying all day.
Alexa: Awww honey I’m sorry. He doesn’t deserve you if he dumped you over zoom.

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Zump

Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.

“Did you hear that? He just called me a doozlefrazznut!”

“Relax, that’s just a zump.”

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Zumped

When you get dumped over via zoom chat room😔

Her: Carl just zumped me!!!!!
Bsf: awwww sweetie want me to send you some chocolates!

Zumped

To zooted and slumped

After dat blunt I’m dat da be zumped,(occasionally leadin waking up high)