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Landin

A fat nigga
Will drink all you chocolate milk to he is drinking his own piss his birthday is usually Nov 28 if it is he has 3 brothers and he loves basketball

.landin

by Hehehehwhehefufowoek June 12, 2019

15👍 6👎


high test

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing

Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.

by Pot a wana November 25, 2007

19👍 72👎


Wifetime

The 2-3 hours a day period of time spent waiting for your wife, partner, significant other etc…to get ready to go out. Usually attributed to a “lack” of clothing, but can also include “lacks” of jewelry, make-up, hair styling tools or products, etc... Advanced timers can mix and match “lacks” and extend the period up to 6 hours for special

“Tom, sorry I missed my godsons birth, I was on wifetime while the Mrs. got ready.”

“Despite having an entire bedroom for a clothes closet, my girl has had us on wifetime for the past 90 minutes cause she can’t find an outfit. Just cancel the reservations please”

by Dreucalyptus September 19, 2021


British Empire

The only empire in history to spread ideas of freedom, democracy, the parliamentary system of government, and rule of law across the globe. The Empire ended slavery in many parts of Africa, widow burning in India, female infantacide, and suppressed the Thugee cult.

Many of the roads, bridges, canals, schools, and railroads in third world countries were built by the British Empire in the 19th and 20th centuries. Even Gandhi praised the British Empire.

by coloneljackmustard October 8, 2011

95👍 43👎


hamming down

to destroy or overly do something.

Allie was hamming down that bowl of cereal milk!

by cereal bhaddie January 12, 2019

8👍 1👎


Johanna

An amazing person who is intelligent, hard-working, and extremely beautiful. She is an outstanding person but does not know it.

Johanna is AWESOME! :D

by AnonymousZ123451242123 October 10, 2011

654👍 145👎


Pharb

A phoebe bridgers fan

person 1: you like phoebe bridgers too?!
person 2: pharbz unite

by laurenjaureguidateme November 15, 2020

81👍 9👎