Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.
"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."
To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."
The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.
"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."
Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.
"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"
"...mergle"
A combination of the words "rad" and "spectacular".
Lesbian mud wrestling is radtacular.
Breast implants given to one of the male gender.
"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."
Over The Bars. When a biker bites the dust via going forward over his handlebars.
"way to go otb, dumbass"
"FUCK man, it's wet out, but i dunno what happened..."