Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

Daygo

A slang term for the city of San Diego. Mainly used by wannabe gangsters and Chicanos, sometimes used by outsiders which don't know any better. No reasonable San Diegan ever says "Daygo".

"You white PUTO we are in Daygo ese." - A wannabe gangster Chicano, cannot speak either Spanish or English properly.

"Please stop embarrassing our city and nation, please be an actual functioning member of society!" - Any reasonable San Diegan

Texas

Bashed too harsh, we are not cowboys,racist,redneck or religious extremists. We’re normal people alright!

If you want to bash a state, bash oklahoma They are the ones disliking texas anyways
I know they are there, waiting to dislike this

Texas is one of the best states, and we’re not cowboys