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Scalpers

The reason a lot of ordinary items become so expensive. Such as graphics cards, video games, tickets to sports games, etc. Lowlife assholes who can't get a job so instead resort to buying out stocks of highly wanted items to price gouge for them as they are now the only source of said product.

Fucking scalpers ended up making the RTX 3080 way too expensive for me to afford, so I had to settle on an RTX 3060 Ti instead...

by СукаБлять May 15, 2024


stack of benjamins

Thick wad of $100 bills. Obviously due to the Ben Franklin face on the bills.

Damn I just got a whole stack of Benjamins from that bag of weed.

by СукаБлять February 18, 2016


Pentest

Nerd sexual lingo.

To see whether your "USB stick" will successfully inject a "virus"

I pentested that sexy gamer girl last night.

by СукаБлять October 11, 2017


Kratom

Kratom is quite possibly the best legal drug in the United States while simultaneously being one of the cheapest. Many legal highs tend to be expensive or dangerous or time consuming, but kratom for the most part is none of these.

Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.

An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.

Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.

Kratom, it tastes like ass and looks like dookie water, but feels like heaven.

by СукаБлять April 05, 2024


Dick

The president of the United States.

Donald Trump is such a dick.

by СукаБлять November 10, 2016


Alternative Facts

Totally not lies.

Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.

by СукаБлять February 03, 2017


Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять September 28, 2016