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When you wank into someone's mouth and you shoot your seed down their throat causing them to cough and pass out.
Man, I just gave a wankquilizer to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend.
-A funny internet meme that depicts a tank flying through the air.
-What Al Gore screams at everyone
-Something to say when you drop the shit of the century
-Something to scream when you are in the woods
-OMFG, EXCELSIOR IS GOING TO KILL US ALL.
-Al Gore: "Excelsior!"
- <Squeezes, grunts, and straining> "Wow that's an excelsior shit for sure.
-<In the woods> EXCELSIOR!!!!!
A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.
capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker
A massive group of people that are playing Pokemon Go simultaneously. They tend to block entrances to stores and other places of business. The best way to deal with them in the street is to hit the gas and steer towards them.
Oh look! A PoGo party. My car needs a new hood ornament :)
Ugly-ass shoes worn by trendy white girls whilst they sip on their overly-complicated coffee from ShitBucks.
I went into Starbucks to order a plain coffee. The girl behind the counter asked "how do you do that". I was dumbfounded until I noticed she was wearing FUGGS!