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See check out time for real definitions, not incoherent ones.

Learn to spell, cock-polisher!

zeus

1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.

2.) A guy that will fuck anything.

Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!

hard worker

hardworker

Bacon Sleeves

The flaps above the windshield in a car that are perfectly formed to hold bacon while travelling from Point A to Point B.

Put the bacon in the baconsleeves for safekeeping.

Wicked Sick

The skill level after GOD-LIKE in Unreal Tournament, only achievable by a true champ of the game.

bob killed robert with flak cannon - WICKED SICK!!

durdee

homie, brother, friend

sup durdee!!!

kenya

Most beautiful country in the world. So great you'll never know greater!

I wish I could go back to Kenya soon, but I'd need some cash fo dat...