Susmita

this is me contribution to the biggest DORK in the world... ;)

SWEET but at the same time very BOSSY!!!!

gades

Boatbuilding Java-coding Spaniard living in Scotland.

Don't you go to school with Gades? Yes, he got in my car uninvited!

breasticle

n.
slang for breast

Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
A corresponding organ in other mammals.
A corresponding rudimentary gland in the male.

Damn, she got nice breasticles

Breasticles

Large natural breasts.

My girlfriend has nice breasticles.

screwing off

see "dicking around"

stop screwing off you dumb wanker and help me

Wrist Fat

noun: referring to any number of
incompetent and unresourceful bureaucrats with little or no capacity to deal with the public in a helpful manner. Almost invariably characterized by being overweight and fashion-challenged.

I had to fix my direct deposit with payroll and encountered some serious wrist fat.

That administrator had rolls of wrist fat!

g-mama

1. slang. short for Lauren
2. Like a grandmother
also see g-ma or Lauren

What up, g-mama?