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When you get your dick sucked and you jizz all over the girls face
She wanted to give me sloppy but I made her swallow.
When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
Feminists, who don't know about real guns. All they see is "Boy, 17 killed by gun", so they seek to ban every legal gun on the planet. This act is to punish the legal users of guns, while the criminals go unchecked and buy more illegal guns every year
Those bitches are supporting gun control
The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.
A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it
Mercedes is the best car ever!!!