(1) a guy who sucks cock
(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
7" dick, 11" vagina ===> vaginal fart (vart)
He did her doggie-style and when she lay on her back afterwards, she let out a huge gust of wind; he had pumped her full of air.
to do something outrageous that is really funny
free style walking is ludacridiculous
A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.
A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"
boobs on a very pretty girl
"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"
a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.
My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left
n00b: OMG, MAH XINO 1S S0000 BROKIN!!!1!!11 WTF LOLOLOL I MEANT COMP!!!1!!1!1