stf

Acronym.
Shut The Fuck

To shut the fuck.

<argv0> hey marlon i have the best story 4 u !
<marlon> stf.

Monaro

1. Australian made midsize sedan, also the base for the new Pontiac GTO

People say the new GTO is crap, but it is true to its roots: a sports car based on an existing car(new - monaro, old - tempest)

cialist

cialist (sha-list)
adj.

Slang. Groovy, Cool.

Gaby lived on a Kibbutz, that's so cialist!

sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female

Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.

MODS

Multiplexed Optical Data Storage or MODS. It is a storage unit which can potentially store up to one terabyte (1,000 gigabytes) of data on one standard-size disc. MODS will be laser-based like DVDs, CDs and the new Blu-ray system but uses much more subtle variations in the way light reflects from the discs. Where existing schemes have patterns of pits that reflect the laser as a series of ones and zeros, MODS can encode and detect more than 300 variations per pit. After error correction and encoding, this leads to 10 times the data density of Blu-ray Disc, currently the record holder for consumer optical storage.

Now I can burn all my Hard Drives onto 1 MODS disc!

stff

Acronym.

Shut The Fuck Forever

<jinx> w00t! i just beat mario!
<marl0n> you're a gay ass
<jinx> stff.
<marl0n> :(

rolled

1) having been busted by the police or other authority for usually small incidents ie parties.

word comes from: the cops "rolled" (in thier cars/motorcycle) up and proceded to enforce the law.

2) past tense of creating a joint

We got rolled at the park for smoking our weed that we just rolled.