lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.

Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!

rmp

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

Screename: Hey rmp.
Buddy: Ok.

buttrat

A derogitory term indicating that the subject is engaged in homosexual or heterosexual anal intercourse

The pornstar in the movie "All anal" is such a buttrat

WTHAY

Who the hell are you? Is a popular term for greeting new members of public mailing lists.

Who the hell are you?

Ryudo

A supreme overlord who finds comfort in slashing his victims. Leaves a trail of destruction in his wake when he gets pissed off.

Ryudo is going to slash me.

belp

A backward pleb
Used in the royal navy. During the 1980s, when a person made a stupid mistake

(tries to open an exterior hatch of a submarine at 300ft)

"Your a right belp"

btw this is absoluately impossible.

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!