lunch

a complete anus (male or female)

f*** off you "lunch"

post-party depression

Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.

Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."

cheese wire

thong/g-string

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire