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I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 30, 2003


bousch

bunk, bullshit

that bitches attitude was bousch last night

by michael May 05, 2003


kleinmen

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead

That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.

by Michael May 11, 2003


niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003


bummed

Someone (or something) that has been "got at" by a bummer. Past tense of bumming.

Clarence was bummed repeatedly by the bigger boys when he failed to give them his lunch money, or when they felt like bumming him for laughts.

by Michael April 15, 2004


charmouta

arabic word for Whore

shes a charmouta, a big ass whore.

by Michael March 10, 2005


Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 07, 2003