bryson

sexiest guy alive... yes sireee

i lvoe bryson my sexy boyfriend

febozed

(noun)
1.chemically altered air particles
2.chemically modified scent particles
(verb)
1.The act of altering the smell of something smelly

"my room is officially febozed"

CPC

College Prep Composition. A high school class.

Man, I have CPC next hour.

chicken head

Someone who does everything sexual to a guy.

Winnie is a chicken head.

KBert

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

foster mother

a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.

this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.

would you stop you stupid clit-ass foster mother.

postal abbreviation

an evil scheme devised by the postal system so that packages intended to me sent to maine end up in maryland

that goddamn post office still can't tell the difference between an E and a D. idiots