1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.
2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.
3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.
2. Are you really a bender?
3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
A twat who claims he's only behaving like a twat in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a twat behind his back.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
I can't be bothered to try and make sense of the man anymore, he just seems to be a self-fulfilling twat.
Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
Chav-teen speak for something bad, or more commonly slightly embarrassing to the rest of us but a major faux pas to a chav.
Pacifically, he is wearin last years trainers like a pikey, innit, that is well bad!
A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.
He's a complete Bar Steward!
The modern mis-spelling of definitely seen in almost every modern example where a spell checker was not deployed, most commonly in internet chat, probably from its mis-pronunciation by modern youth and/or being confused with unfortunately.
Yeh, man! Definately!!
Any idea, craze or cultural phenomenon made up from otherwise long dead and/or unlikely parts but has for some reason recently sparked general interest, becomes a monster, and then when your thoroughly sick of the bastard you cant get rid of it!
Fucking hell, that bastard annoying frog doing engine noises has become a right Frankensteins Monster! Pass the pitch fork, someone!