Vruh

When you try acting cool but you're Russian

Kid 1: Bruh what.
Russian kid: Vruh i know ri-
Kid 1: WHAT TH-

Pfp

PROFILE PICTURE

Person 1: i need a new pfp
Person 2: let me make u one
Person 1: ok then...
Person 2: *comes with PABLO PICASSO painting*
Per. 2: TAKE A PIC OF IT AND ITS UR NEW PFP ):<
Per. 1: I..

witaf

What in the actual fu-

Man 1: I just won 450 thousand at the club man
Me: witaf

Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

b l y a d / t

Something I used to troll a server on Discord.

Me: *Spams b l y a d / t 50 times*
..Mute button..
Admin: INVEST

Chromebook

The greatest thing for 11 year old girls who like androids yet want a larger screen.

And yes you can get Minecraft on it.

11 year old girl: I love this android but it needs a larger screen!
Google: Hold my G.
11 y.o. girl: Ooh I love this Chromebook. I can get any apps. eVeN WoRk On IT!

(^õ~×)>/== --•

An idiot's text gun.

Girl with old 2011 phone: (^õ~×)>/== --•
Boy with new phone: ha ha you think you're better? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also what the hell is that
Girl: ......