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Bigger than huge, pronounced 'Yowj'.
Its a corruption of huge when pronounced 'Hee-yoooo-uge!!'
Have you seen her in that dress!? She looks YOUGE!!
Comes in many forms, but generally a little bottle bought from a sex shop or 'alternative' establishment with specific instructions on it NOT to inhale it deeply through the nose, which is precisely what people do with it!
Used by clubbers and teens to elicit a brief, short lived high and longer lived sense of being naughty, or by anyone trying to insert large objects up their anus for pleasure when not yet in possession of a mangina, thanks to its muscle relaxant qualities.
Migraine in liquid form.
Ere son, take a sniff of this and think of England!
1. To act out in a very over the top way.
2. A truly mad old English tradition still performed today of rampant cross dressing and Carry On style humour performed on stage primarily for kids.
Extremely popular at Christmas and always traditionally contains the phrase 'It's behind you!' no matter what the production. Also the place where z-list celebs earn their keep.
Completely hatstand! All Americans should catch one when in Blighty, as it will pop their heads!
1. God this is getting to be a right pantomime.
2. I wonder which long forgotten reality TV show 'celebrity' will be the pantomime dame in our production of Cinderella?
American sourced phrase oft used by blondes, queens and blonde queens to justify their not participating in something, now working its way into general use. The DO is the most emphasised part of the whole phrase.
Im sorry but I dont DO politics.
When U find yourself trapped in the John scared to pull up your expensive Calvins simply due to your Rusty Bullet Hole apparently feeding a single unpassable turd slowly out onto the paper as if someone had hidden a lipstick dispenser up your arse and was slowly turning the base!
Look, its not my fault, OK? I got a fucking Lipstick Arse situation here! Go on without me and Ill catch you up!
The verbal diarrhoea and bizarre speech strong drugs (not necessarily Heroin) cause in bag heads and Chavs.
They slur, stammer, and speak from the back of the throat in a strange, zombie like, and above all LOUD voice, with entirely random emphasis, and a truly stunnin use of the word FUCK in all its forms, used where there should have been a pause. All apparently with absolutely NO self awareness AT ALL!
See Bez from The Happy Mondays for an excellent example!
Man, Im fuckin WELL in fuckin NEED man, fuck, you know what I fuckin MEAN man, lets DO this fuckin place man, come on, fuck it, I dont fuckin give a SHIT me man, you know what I fuckin MEAN man? FUCK! U got any spare CHANGE man? HEY!! FUCK you man FUCK you!! etc etc etc ad nauseum
Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.
Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!