it's about......... THIS FAR

A smart-ass comment, to piss of head chefs.

CHEF: HOW FAR IS TABLE 11
Trainee: it's about......... THIS FAR

CHEF: GO HOME YOU C*NT

gangchode

Punjabi slang for gang bang

Benchod, we’re gonna do a gangchode with your sister.

doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie