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This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.
While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.
They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?
Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz
Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
Santa Claus Sized Gut. When you strut around with skinny arms and legs and have a perfectly round butterball gut that rivals only Santa Claus. This gut is always round and tight and looks to pop at any second. If from behind you could be mistaken for a girl then it would be assumed your pregnant.
Pillz: Holy cow, did you see the SCSG on Chi Chi? Does he have no shame?
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah
When you have balls the size of church bells to post something on Facebook that will literally piss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result.
Mich: OMG did you see Phil's post on Facebook? He literally said no wonder we are a country full of P's responding to all the democrats crying that Hillary lost to Trump. Now that's FB sack!
Pills: STD standard
Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!
dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.
Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.
Bagels: standard.. STD..