you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

do-do-gooder

A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.

That do-do-gooder, politician, has no clue about how to get shit done.

Facism

Facism, the new combination of facial recognition technology with fascism. You can go wherever you want, but the government knows your every move.

Damn facism, can't go anywhere without being tagged by that machine.

emotive

Emotives are symbols, phrases, or images used to emotionally motivate people. They can be negative or positive, but it depends on what motivation or response is desired from the viewer or listener. They can cause emotional pain or happiness and can be used to manipulate others into action or make them experience despair.

After viewing negative emotives last night, Bill fell into a deep depression.

counterbit coin

A counterbit coin is any digital representation of actual gold or silver coins. They are false images designed to lend credence to digital currencies. In essence, they are fakes made to fool you.

I keep getting ads for counterbit coins through my emails, I always report and block the senders.

urinffiti

Urinffiti is like writing graffiti but without paint. It is best done in the winter when there is snow on the ground. What you can write is determined by your bladder unless it's a group effort. Sorry ladies but this form of communication is best done with a penis.

The first lady wanted to know who wrote the urinffiti outside the white house. The Secret Service investigated and reported to the first lady that the urinffitti was indeed her husband's piss but the hand writing was from the vice president.

autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.

Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.