Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

Girlfriend

Something I don’t have :(

Girlfriend

Dornk

A dank dork

Dave was always humid, and he was a dork. He was a Dornk!

Anal With The Homies

It's ok as long as you say No Homo

Bro you're so good at making me cum
thanks bro
no homo tho right?
no homo

Anal with the homies

Allu Akbar

1. What Edgy white boys say in malls and planes

2. What extremist muslims say to get 13 different pussies

Kevin: ALLU AKBAR

go commit abiotic

How to tell someone to kill themselves in science class

I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .

Leningrad

The true name for Saint Petersburg

True Soviets know the name is Leningrad