A bar with two or more bouncers working at one time
That bar is quite the bounce house.
Redneck slang (date with a man)
Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.
A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.
Term created by the author to define the act of giving something beyond precious to another human being
Gracing is very rewarding for me.
a steady jet of water created by one holding the hand undewr the arm, filling the hollow area with water, and squeezing hard, thus launching water from any small crack between skin of hand and armpit. It is the same as the under-arm fart, but there is no sound, just a steady jet of water; quite amusing to be exact.
Ha ha ha, Bob, that was the longest pit jet I have ever seen.
A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks
I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.
funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.
She has Martian hair.