Call of Duty: Crap Ops

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book

Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.

death machine

Rare and powerful care package content in CoD: Black Ops. Best used in a defensive situation when all you need to do is sit back and watch that bomb site or flag.

Warning! This gun, when equipped, disables your ability to sprint or go prone and once fired will be discarded if put away. Ammo capacity is 499 rounds and you cannot scavenge ammo for a reload.

On the plus side, this weapon deals great damage to anything\anyone, has a high ammo capacity, and will prevent any victim from going into Last Stand. Just be more careful with it on Hardcore modes.

Player: DAMNED SPY PLANE AGAIN!!!!!!

Hardline Pro user: Let me see what I can do..........*contents change*

Player: OH YEAH!!! Death Machine! Thx man.

Hardline Pro user: np bro