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Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
Some find them painful, but they're just trying to speedrun life and beat a world record.
Mum: Okay, son. take the flu shot!
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
The first few notes of the Among Us Drip music
Person 1: When the impostor is sus!
Person 2: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding.
NOT Terraria.
Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.
Person 1: Want to do clout?
Person 2: why the FUCK would i want to do drugs?
Person 1: Can we get 1000 dislikes on this definition?
Person 2: Sure. ill drop a dislike.
If you put this at the end of anything you are certified cool.
Examples: ❌
Examplez: ✓
Stop making everything have a Z next to it. Thats not cool at all. Please I beg you to stop.❌
Ztop making everything have a Z next to it. Thatz not cool at all. Pleaze I beg you to ztop.✓
Urban dictionary editors: What? This definition doesnt replace all S with Z? Denied. ❌
Urban dictionary editorz: What? Thiz Definition doeznt replace all Z with Z? Denied.✓
Meanwhile, when someone is sleeping.. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ❌
Meanwhile, when zomeone is zleeping.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ✓