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Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011


nondie

An artist or band so underground that they haven't ever performed their craft.

Nah...he ain't indie, he's nondie. He ain't ever even picked up a guitar.

by AgentColdShadow December 09, 2015


Solomonize

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 01, 2009


don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016


saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016


perv view

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

by AgentColdShadow April 02, 2017


Lostalgia

To be nostalgic for a time one has never known, such as times from before one's own birth.

The pictures of flappers at a speakeasy left me with a sense of lostalgia.

by AgentColdShadow October 26, 2018