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A game played on the Tom Green Show.
Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.
Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.
Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.
If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).
Tom Green: Follow the porn is the best game ever!
Wow, you knocked that bitch up your first time banging her! Your boys must be potent.
The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)