blackhand

this is when you have to slap your biyatch

sexcited

Excited for sex.

I am so sexcited for that girl!

goonie

A goon, someone who is gay and doesn't know what he/she is talking about; Looks like sloth off of the goonie.s

Brett Buckland

speed trap

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.

Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.

ifs

I fuckin swear

ifs i saw this here before

lizzle

Labia minora. A woman's inner pussy lips closest to her clitty and vagina etc. Rose petals, meat curtains, doors etc.

Man, my bitch has the sweetest lizzles I've ever swizzled, mah nizzle!

Fuckwitt

An extremely stupid person that should be killed at once.

Mrs. Long is such a fuckwitt!