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When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
1. The latin word for itchy
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.
Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.
A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.
What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.
Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.