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A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.
My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.
A girl who has got her period totally in check.
It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.
The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.
Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.
Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.
What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.
The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.
A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?