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Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.
How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.
Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.
The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.
When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.
The Latin terminology for testicals
Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.
(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.
More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
I dare say old boy what is that smell?
Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.
Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.