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A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
Young girl talking to her Dad.
"Daddy my snap-a-doo is itchy what do I do?"
"Tell your Mom"
Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.
Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.
A slang term for intercourse
I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.
Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.
No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.
(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.
I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?