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An interrogation whereby the interrogator uses ostentatious homosexual behaviour as a means to elicit a confession from a perpetrator.
Interrogator: (completing an interpretive dance routine to 'It's raining men,' whilst dressed in pink hotpants, staring provocatively and deep-throating a banana)
'I can do this all night, sugar pea..'
Perpetrator: 'Okay, okay. I confess, I confess! I did it. Just please make this interrogaytion stop..and kindly remove your penis from my anus.'
To use a truly disturbing image as wank fodder.
I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.
The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'
An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.
Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’