Illuminati

A bunch of assholes who decide for the world beyond it's will

A: What word comes too your mind when you hear about wars , financial meltdowns etc.?
B: Illuminati

Grouch

Anyone who is awoken abruptly by an alarm clock or any other irritation source, that may occur early in the morning especially if it's weekends or holidays. Facial characteristics are:

-Semi closed eyes
-An unpleasant frown
-Facial expression from hell
-(In many cases) Aggressive reaction to the source of irritation.

Parent at 10:30 on a Sunday morning:
-Come on son, time to get up!

Hungover grouch:
-Noooooo. GO AWAY!

Parent:
-Such a GROUCH! GET OUT OF BED!!!

Bullshit

Most of today's media, music and movies.

- Have you heard Lady Gag...
- Aw man please no more bullshit for today