Matty bitch

A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass

Man. Yo I saw you with that matty bitch
Gay guy. Yea he shoved his fingers in me and down my throat

Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay

Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay