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a wierd dude that writes plays
william shakespreare is weird.
1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.
2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.
1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."
2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."
when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows
i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.
"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"
Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.
"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."