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Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.
"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"
Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.
The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>