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when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life
friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!
now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!
why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!
we love they might be giants.
Term used to describe the genitalia of a woman whose been penetrated with hostile force many times over a long period of time.
Man 1: "Dude, did you really go home with that w.m. girl Jen last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah I did bro, but I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw her loose meat sandwhich
n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.
Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.
a wierd dude that writes plays
william shakespreare is weird.
Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.
"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"