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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
A type of lawyer who ranks lower than a pile of excrement in terms of what he/she contributes to society.
Q: What do you call an ambulance chaser riddled with bullets?
A: A good start.
Lots of guys say it...then they cum.
"Oh, baby. I love you so much...aaaaahhhh...oooooh. Okay, now get outta my bed"
A man whose occupation would be assistant manager of a central Texas Taco Bell if it weren't for his family connections.
Hey Dubya, may I have some hot sauce with my taco supreme??
Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.
"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"
A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.
Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".
Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"
Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.