air hoops

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)

Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!

Love Canal

Any of the three orifces of the female anatomy or 2 of the male anatomy.

female - anal, vaginal, oral
Male - anal , oral

Male: So does your booty partner get all access to all three love canals these days?

Female: Well, I'm raggin so I only give it up in 2 this week.

Male: Lucky dude!!