A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.
"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man
A crush is someone you really like, and by really, I mean REALLY. You try to spend as much time as you can with them, and you feel a different feeling when they are around.
You also find yourself looking at them often because you cannot get over how attractive they are.
Crushes can make you feel many ways, but it's the best feeling because you feel like the world is bright, and the only thing that matters now is your crush.
Person 1:Why has she been staring at John so much..
Person 2:I think she has a crush on him..
Person 1:Yeah, well that's so obvious.
Quirky people are people who try to be different but also fail at the same time and end out embarassing themselves.
They usually try to be original and make their own trend that are probably weird, and then they think everyone will copy them but nobody cares.
Quirky people try to dress different, walk different, eat different and act weird because they want to be different.
Also, they try to be extra with their personality (sometimes) and they exaggerate everything.
Person:Hi, so how's your day
Quirky girl:Uhm *lip smack* sooo my day has been UHM terrible. Today someone took away my Starbucks which is SO RUDE ๐ค like you aren't cute so stop๐๐ SO ANNOYING PEOPLE!
The best song ever! A song dedicated to tacos falling out of the sky and all the tacos being all you can eat!
It's raining tacos from out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
Can mean a lot of things.
Useage 1:Means that something is all good. Used especially when someone makes a mistake and you want to let the person know that theu shouldn't worry.
Useage 2:Used to agree with someone
Useage 3:Used to show you like something
Useage 1:
Person 1:Oh, I didn't mean to break your vase today when I was at your house ๐ฅ
Person 2:All good. I can just replace it. ๐
Useage 2:
Person 1:Do you want to come over to my house later?
Person 2:Yeah! ๐ I will be there.
Useage 3:
Person:I like your shirt ๐ It looks nice!
The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.
This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.
Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.
Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.
The bestest kind of friend.
Your best friend is someone that you think about every day, every minute and every second. Your best friend is someone you can feel comfortable around and joke with. You even have your own inside jokes! Best friends aren't only for joking though. They also are there for when you are going through hard times. They will support you and listen to you no matter what because they are your best friend!
Person:Out of all of my friends, your my best friend!
Person's best friend:Aww you too!