fubared

fucked up beyond absolute recognition

Talking about last night's party where the cops showed up to check for drugs:
"yo, that party last night was totally fubared"

tamn

it means DAMN! only better

TAMN she has a fat ass

tillywacker

Slang term for a penis. Used in South West Nova Scotia.

"That man has a 10 inch tillywacker!"

Antarctica

a big piece of ice

zurbert

a rasberry sound blow on someone's belly or face

Quara

Jackie says he's gay

you stupid Quara, stop touching my bum

hunky dory

In satisfactory condition; very good; all right.
Also the title of David Bowie's 1971 album, which contained classic Bowie songs such as "Changes", "Life on Mars?" and "Andy Warhol".

I checked the situation; everything is hunky dory, we have nothing to worry about.