White Trash

Term used either consciously or subconsciously by whites to make themselves feel better. Why would I think this you ask?
Because there is no black trash, yellow trash, or brown trash. Clearly there are a greater amount of whites that are not white trash, in their opinions, although of asians, blacks, and hispanics they must automatically be trash. I'll probably get this definition rejected by a mile because 95% of urban dictionary users are likely white. Also used to represent that whites have no troubles and that they think that they're white trash jokingly.

Oh, we're just white trash with our abercrombie and fitch shirts, flip flops, pants and underwear...

Pahk Tahk

the phrase used to describe the stereotype that all people in Massachusetts/ New England speak in sentences like... "if you pahk the cah in dah hahvahd yahd i'll tohw yah."

Also that such people don't pronounce their Rs, Ls, and Ts

1: Have you seen all people in Boston that talk in ebonics
2: hails to the no, my brotha, those peoples use pahk tahk

Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

calcagraphing

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.

1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass

isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

dark hater

a black person that hates someone

yo ma nigguh, yo dat cat jamie was chompin mad hater tots today

yeah...he is a real dark hater