Kidnapping

Surprise adoption

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"

marriage

an excuse to make babies without being weird

person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?

Tik tok

Cancer

Person 1: Jeremy has Tik tok.
Person 2: I’m so sorry

Person 1: *cries*

Sarah

She loves math and is more intelligent than you. I know you like her. Guys reading this , I know your pants are already wet. Deny it , but I know the truth. When most men see her and know her , they instantly are mezmerized.She loves to ship people, and makes destined couples , couples. You’ll most likely be dumped, because she wants to go to Harvard and education is more important to her. However , if you give her chocolate or thin mints.....

Sarah: walks around being too white and nerdy for you
You: instantly tries to hit on her

Sarah:”I’m sorry I want to go to Harvard, and I honestly don’t care about love right now.”
You: pulls out a box of thin mints
Sarah:grabs the box of thin mints and devoures it
Sarah: “lets go make out in that corner right now. Roses are red, add the bed.”

Naa

77 years of life as of 6/28/2019
n. A sweet old grandma that can’t get mad at you! She’ll always be by your side no matter what!
I love you, Ammamma!
From, Kawsa :)
Happy birthday

Naa: boi boi