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The nickname for my cat Coffee. She's so small and adorable. We call her Muffy because of Coffee Muffins from the local bakery. She's nice and warm like a Coff Muffin. Hence the nickname Muffy.
Coffee "Meow"
Me "Awwww. I love you, Muffy"
Coffee "Meow meow"
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The coolest color. It's a mix of Yellow and Blue. Also know as Blellow, which is easier to say. Why did you look up Yelue? Please refer to my Blellow definition.
Person "What's your favorite color?"
Me "Yelue!"
An activity that many homohaters do. They look for a gay person and then they put a bag over their head until they can't breathe. This suffocates them. It usually results in the death of the gay person. It's more common among gay guys than gay girls but it could be for both. That's why it's called "Bag The Fag". Because they put a bag over the fag (faggot).
Homohater "LET'S GO BAG THE FAG!!!"
Gay Man "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*He runs away*
Up to no good. Crime. Mischief. Doing bad.
Friend "Wanna go fitzgeralding?"
Me "Sure. I'll grab the eggs and toilet paper!"
Friend "Remember to wear all black so you can't be seen."
Me "Obviously. Let's roll, brotha!"