koon's age

Description of a period of time, ranging from a few days to a few years. Typically expressed as a form of exclamation when first seeing an acquaintance after a long period of absence.

"I haven't seen you in a koon's age!"
"It's been a koon's age since Dirtball cooked me that rotten, dirty hamburger."

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.