bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

Feta

A type of cheese from a goat, often found in the popular Greek salad. It's life partner is the black olive and together the have a child which some say looks like mashed-up feta and olives, but really is so much more than that!

Olive: I'm feeling rather randy
Feta: as am I.